IDontHavePantsOn

96 cubic feet in a pallet stacked 8'.

580 cubic inches for a box of 1000 forks.

286,000 forks. That's still a fork ton.

Over load in a bit on the sides or get a 4×4 pallet and we reach 410,000 forks.

Maybe I should sleep now.

Or bleach and alcohol.

Better yet, let's just say don't mix bleach with anything but water.

1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.

250 forks per pound.

Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.

250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.

Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let's just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.

Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.

Comfort items. Nice slippers, snuggie, robe etc...

Anything that makes lounging on the couch is fair game.

High quality bedding can be appropriate depending on relationship level.

Pro tip, work your gift idea into a conversation with them by complaining about your similar item. They will tell you if they love/hate their thing.

Bonus tip, once they start complaining about their thing take note of what they don't like about it and solve their problems.

Listening to complaints is the real core of thoughtful gift giving.

Well fuck me. Ghosts are real.

I guess that might be what I was poking fun about.

That almost works but 50c is a but quite a bit higher than very hot, 25c is 5c over perfect, and 0c is just regular cold.

A previous employer gave shares to anyone that stayed 5 years after their IPO. I bought some more through their employee discounted buying program. The share price is less than half what they opened with.

I loathe the company and the people who run it because they are psychopaths that will not take no for an answer. That's also why I never plan on selling those shares. They will be successful, and in 30 years when they are ruthless industry leading monopolistic psychopaths, and those shares have split a few times, I'm going to have a nice little nest egg.

I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

Unfortunately a corporation is a person. Worse yet is when they are a very rich person with actual product and capital.

Caption: "He did it!"

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I noticed immediately that Lemmy was far less vitriolic than reddit was, but that seems to be changing quickly.

Some of my comments are entirely satire. Some are formal, but a lot of them are my not-so-hard takes or opinions on general bullshit. One of the first comments I made on lemmy a few months ago was still how I feel about social media. Once the "/s" is necessary to distinguish jokes from reality in a community, hate has already won.

While a lot of my comments are generally well received, I've been finding that my purely satirical comments have been being disliked at increasingly larger rates, seemingly because users aren't sure if I'm joking or not. Maybe it's the audience changing or maybe my satire isn't landing, but that leads me to something worse.

What I find is a more dismal indicator is that my inoculous opinions aren't being refuted, I'm just being called stupid for having them. I don't think I've outright insulted someone, or called someone stupid since I was an 11 year old on AIM, but that is what seems to be becoming the norm on lemmy.

Now I'm not saying i can't take the bullshit. Ill embrace it when given, but if this place was supposed to replace reddit, or be a more free and accepting group or communities, it's failing. Newcomers aren't going to stay here long if we can't get along, and communities aren't going to thrive with toxic echo chamber tendencies.

Anyway, if anyone wants to have tongue in cheek banter, too bad. I'll be watching Latex Angel and hotkinkyjo videos. HKJ can fit entire human leg in her torso.

Edit: I also seem to have a follower.(?) I find it odd that most of my comments have a single downvote. Maybe I'm wrong, but if I'm not, downvote away stranger. At least I know you care about me.

"Just have your friend draw on your arm."