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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.