IDontHavePantsOn

I always end up using my wife's earrings.

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Appropriation

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Pickles

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Guana

Iguana

I've never had one with a sauce. Breakfast pizza is super popular here. It's just scrambled eggs mixed with cheddar cheese with your choice of toppings. It's one of the few things I could eat for breakfast every day and not get sick of it.

Let me just throw QA into the ring as well. If anyone would report you to HR, it's someone in a QA position, or your direct manager. The difference is that your manager needs you to work your position. The QA person needs to find flaws.

We start the bid at $20.

Do we have $20?

Remember bidders that Twitter...ahem...X?.. X... Okay...X... Still has employees...really?...employees that are clearly loyal and easily controllable, as well as a nominal amount of IT equipment.

It's true everywhere. My wife and I both placed separate orders. I placed mine first and watched the driver wait 30 minutes, after picking up my order, until her order was ready. Then they got confused that both orders were coming to my house and didn't drop my order off. They figured it out after a few minutes and came back, but after 45 minutes of sitting in a car nachos are pretty fucking gross.

"In between the 10 half hour virtual meetings each day that only serve to take up time and give you more tasks, we would like you to complete 12 hours of work, in the idealistic sense of 8 hours, since that's your normal working hours, while we also give you more tasks, and ping you for additional requests in your remaining 3 hours that are aside of your 5 hours of meetings. If you need anything at all, just escalate the issue and we will make sure to ignore you, as we are also bogged down by the same system. It's perfectly ok to stop what you're doing entirely if you aren't sure that you're completing it correctly, so just escalate it and we will make sure to give you an answer at some point this year. Just make sure you have it all done by the time table we have laid out, and make sure to take your lunch break! By the way, if anyone needs the overtime, we need 6 more people to gargle shit covered balls at 5:00 am Christmas morning. There's too much shit on too many balls for any of us managers to step up and gargle. Our kids are sick with ear infections and our Tesla's have doctors appointments so it's not possible that we can make it to the shit ball gargling decathlon. If you have any questions be sure to ask a non-superior so that we don't have to dock your pay increase. Have a wonderful shit covered ballsack gargling day!"

The charged me $1k after saying literally: "Well I can see something is wrong with it, but it's not broken, so I'm going to give you some Tylenol".

That was 9 years ago. My shoulder has been dislocated ever since.

The next person has to be ready to reach for the slice. I don't care if someone is intending to get a slice. The slice is being grabbed or the box is closed. It's like holding the door open. If it shuts before you're in reaching distance, your timing wasnt correct. It's never rude to shut the box, it always courtesy. This is serious pizza business, and right now our world runs on pizza time. Guess what? It's pizza time.

Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don't leave the box open.

Oh I thought you knew... I don't live in a suburb.