HerrVorragend

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Right, so to fight the declining birthrate, they entertain the idea that women over 25 should not be allowed to marry. And on top of that, women over the ripe, old age of 30 get their uteruses removed.

I am sure this totally would serve as an incentive to breed more and not at all make existing problems worse.

What a baka.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Wenn wir "da oben" mitmischen wollen, müssen wir jemanden in die Welt senden, der sich absolut nichts gefallen lässt und aus sprichwörtlicher Scheiße Gold macht.

Und weil wir ja eh am liebsten sein wollen wie Amerika light, gibt es nur eine Wahl: Dieter Bohlen for Kanzler!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Die Besteuerung auf Alkopops wurde nur als "Die armen besoffenen Kinder!" verkauft.

In Wirklichkeit bin ich immernoch davon überzeugt, dass es hier ein Eingreifen der Bierlobby gab, um eine unliebsame Konkurrenz verschwinden zu lassen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Auf zum Atem!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that’s cooler than being cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Huh, thanks. TIL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Did that Romulan steal the bird of prey from a Klingon or something?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I assume most don’t end up in Russia but in richer EU countries. Those cars are repaired and made presentable again in some backyard mechanic shop in Georgia and the Baltics, then thrown on the used car market.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ohh yeah, life goes on. Long after the thrill of living is gone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Soulsborne type games

Games feeling like a chore and force me to 'get good' in order to enjoy them? Miss me with that shit, or at least pay me for it.

Online games

Same as above, plus annoying people who take the whole thing too seriously.

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