In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from "distasteful" to "bothersome".
GreenPlasticSushiGrass
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Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?
Some possibilities that might cheer you up:
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Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.
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Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We've seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they're also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.
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Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I'm not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don't think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say "fuck it" and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.
I like that God wears a wizard had that says "god" and nothing else.
Me: Holds out both fists so I can't be hit Dad: You're cheating! Roll credits
- Hollywood is truly out of ideas.
- What shit toys we had! I had a viewmaster. It was slightly educational at best, slightly entertaining at most, and always a toy that you lost interest in after about 15 minutes.
"Your past isn't really your past, it's just what you remember." -- Courtesy of some dank edibles.
Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of "ceremonial".
Neat.
Still waiting for that bass to drop...
When I load it, I get the message, "Looking for data files" and below that "Fonts (this might take a while)". And it does take a while.
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I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.