GreasyTengu

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shit I think I actually have that one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"pulled pork" Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven't been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there's no pretending its not bean cheese.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like "Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him".

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

'the adequate wall of China"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.