GeeDubHayduke

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (20 children)

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn't a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn't have happened if it wasn't Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It's not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

"I love the uneducated!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Between this story and the Alex Jones story, I'm beginning to think judges should also... well, i can't say what i think should happen and not violate ToS...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn't gonna run again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you've just described my mom's driving. It's terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

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