FringeTheory999

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Silver hawks was my favorite saturday morning cartoon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

An unwitting psy-op asset is the best kind of psy-op asset. What Putin famously called, useful idiots.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Ok, so biden can officially order the assassination of the right wing supreme court justices and Trump, then appoint replacement judges and lobby congress for a constitutional amendment permanently stripping presidents of their absolute immunity. Since his orders would have occurred while he had immunity, he’d be in the clear, he’d have illustrated the flaw in the ruling, removed a dangerous individual, and prevented future abuses. Win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No. I don't make them illegal. I make them canonically extinct. F U halflings. Dead. Every single one. lol.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Looks good but it could use some genre settings. The straight section in particular is full of generic vanilla content and it’s all kinda samey.

 

Cylon Centurion

Medium Construct

Hit Dice: 4d10+20 (42 hp)

Initiative: +1

Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)

Armor Class: 18 (+1 Dex, +7 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 17

Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+6

Attack: Claw +6 melee (1d6+3) or laser +4 ranged (2d8 fire)

Full Attack: 2 claws +6 melee (1d6+3) and laser +4 ranged (2d8 fire)

Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.

Special Attacks: Laser

Special Qualities: Construct traits, damage reduction 5/adamantine, darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision

Saves: Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1

Abilities: Str 16, Dex 13, Con —, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 6

Skills: Listen +5, Spot +5

Feats: Alertness, Weapon Focus (laser)

Environment: Any

Organization: Squad (2-5), platoon (6-20), or company (21-100)

Challenge Rating: 3

Treasure: None

Alignment: Usually lawful evil

Advancement: 5-8 HD (Medium), 9-12 HD (Large) Level Adjustment: —

Cylon Centurions are the foot soldiers of the Cylon Empire, a race of mechanical beings that rebelled against their human creators and waged a devastating war against them. Cylon Centurions are humanoid in shape, with a sleek metal body, a single red eye that moves back and forth, and a pair of retractable claws. They are armed with a laser weapon that can fire from their wrists or their heads. Cylon Centurions are programmed to obey the orders of their superiors, the IL-Series Cylons, and to exterminate any humans they encounter.

Combat

Cylon Centurions are relentless and fearless in combat, using their claws and lasers to attack their enemies. They often work in groups, using simple tactics and coordination. They are loyal to their cause and will fight to the death unless ordered to retreat.

Laser (Su): A Cylon Centurion can fire a laser beam from its wrist or head as a standard action. The laser has a range increment of 100 feet and deals 2d8 points of fire damage on a hit. A Cylon Centurion can fire its laser once every 1d4 rounds.

Construct Traits: A Cylon Centurion has immunity to poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, disease, death effects, necromantic effects, mind-affecting effects, and any effect that requires a Fortitude save unless it also works on objects or is harmless. It is not subject to critical hits, nonlethal damage, ability damage, ability drain, fatigue, exhaustion, or energy drain. It cannot heal damage, but can be repaired. It has no Constitution score. It cannot be raised or resurrected. It is not affected by spells or effects that target living creatures, such as cure spells or charm spells. ___

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

As an American I can honestly say "No lies detected".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He never said that, but it's still a heck of a good quote.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Writing a book or screen play, knowing how NOT to create napalm, recognizing when napalm is being created by others, Intellectual curiosity, To better understand military history, overthrowing fascism, fighting terminators, etc. etc.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)
 
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

but he’s always such a whiney bitch about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Who wouldn’t want to eat souls, impregnate 13 year old virgins, and demand the foreskins of your enemies. Sounds like a cush gig.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’d be Mr Body, from the board game “Clue”. The greatest benefit of being Mr Body is that he’s dead before the game even starts.

 
 

A fun little chat with google’s Bard AI.

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