FistingEnthusiast

Nah,

Things like this

And this

Well, I quite enjoy fisting, and I'm really good at it...

Banned across all accounts

I said "bad bot" to a nazi apologist, and apparently that's "violence"

It's a shame. I had quite a cult following for my "performance art"

I almost lost a fingertip a couple of years back when someone I worked with fucked up.

That's the only one I'm slightly miffed about.

I have enough sensation, and the scarring has improved with time

My tattoos are old and wonky, but they're a marker of my life. They are with me to remind me of where I am, and where I have been

I've removed all the piercings apart from the PA, and that's not closing up without surgery. I'm actually really fond of it. I've had it for a couple of decades now, and I think it's pretty impressive

Most importantly, my woman likes it!

Money doesn't matter that much to me, and staying true to each other is worth a hell of a lot more than a mil to us

I'm lucky enough to live in a civilised country

Free health care, little crime, people aren't constantly terrified of everyone around them

It's pretty sweet

Jesus, that's even worse...

Hopefully Digg is as successful as I hope in its second iteration

It's not just that sub

I was permabanned for "violence"

I said "bad bot" to a nazi who said Elmo did nothing wrong with his sig heils

Reddit is fucked, bowing to pressure from Musk

We've already talked about those hypotheticals

We're devoted to each other. There is no amount of money that would change that

There is no price, because it would be cheating on my fiancée

She's more important to me than anything in this world

Smoking affects the flavour hugely

In a bad way

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!