FeetinMashedPotatoes

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Texas doctor who said nine-year-olds can safely give birth appointed to maternal mortality committee in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

If I was some crazy schizophrenic religious nut job, I'd say God is punishing states like Texas with severe weather due to shit like this...but I know it's just awful weather patterns from Global Warming...which is also Texas's fault by a lot so I'm not too far off either way

If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say? in c/[email protected]
XXX in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Oh so people were just always ignorant dick heads

XXX in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Mfer using Jesus like a Jojo Stand

The Legend of Zelda in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Tall-er-big-as-an-ant

The test in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

When you hooking up with the girl who's running through the whole football team and you ain't got a condom

vore blue, no matter who in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm in if it's penis vore

There wolf. There castle. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Then it disappears and I say "Where House?"

Does Palworld have 3000 planets!?!?! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do we do? I'm so scared 🥺

https://youtu.be/xyo4Kp2OVUI?si=FIowBbwUSmr2fMj7

Speaking truth to power in c/[email protected]
A rose by any other name in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Time to dust off the guillotines

Excitement to Disinterest in 30 Seconds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I can't fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

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