ExLisper

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't the origin of modern vaccines the same as origin of old vaccines? When did vaccines became 'modern'? When they started placing 5G chips in them or before that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't you just install couple of headlights facing backwards (asslights?) for such occasions?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have taco tortillas. What do I put inside? Any good recipes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he's in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend 'scientific method' they use for beatifications.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

InstaPot. It makes a lot of things so much easier to cook. Rice, lentils, potatoes, eggs... I use it mostly for that. No need to stand there stirring, looking at the clock. Fire and forget and always perfectly cooked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Cover my feathers in wax like substance from my ass glands. Once I'm all waxed up I go for a swim.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adblock extension was always available. Now more extensions work on mobile but adblock was available from day 1.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think he would be more surprised by the fact that Trump was president of the united states. Of course first you would have to explain to him what 'President' is. And who's Trump. And what reality TV is. And TV. And where's America.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I know it's not that easy. Usually it's a difficult process.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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