Especially_the_lies

Apparently, it isn't normal to just space out during a test. Yeah, I went through K-12, undergrad, and grad school with an undiagnosed learning disability. This was only one of the symptoms...

But her emails!!!!

The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn't give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached

I may have just made this my phone's new wallpaper. Thanks!

IIRC there are only 2 states that don't abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I--stupid white boy I am--said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

I am NOT a Sneezy man!

Except for that sex-change episode. Say what you will about Move Along Home, Profit and Lace is the worst episode of DS9, imo

Ah yes, the Stewie Griffin solution

Censors in the 90s were obviously MUCH more concerned about portraying the love between two consenting adults who had been married in a previous life than they were about a sentient puddle of goo that can make himself look like he's dressed.

Honestly, I thought that's where the joke was going.

Joke's on you. I'm in dark mode all the time.