This time I want Republicans to get everything they want. Either:
A) my worldviews and beliefs are completely wrong and the ~~Nazis~~ MAGAs really will create a utopian paradise, or B) everything will go to shit and I can finally stop hearing them pine for the fascist hellscape they don’t think they’re creating
Ah yes, those leftist police I’m always hearing about…
“If we use vote by mail the election won’t be secure!”
Not necessarily
“I’ll make sure of it!”
I hadn’t thought about that one. I occasionally use the word kiddo, but only to say, “hey kiddo!” I never use it to talk about my kids, like “we took the kiddos to the park yesterday.”
I don’t think it’s some latent psychological issue. I get along great with my mom, and I’ve never felt any resentment toward her. I’m also not bothered by words like mom, moms, mother, etc. I don’t even mind when my sons call my wife “mommy.” It’s just that one word, “momma,” that bugs me. I wish I had an explanation.
Mama, momma, mommas…
“Hey Facebook mommas, I’ve got a question about…”
I don’t know why, but it annoys the shit out of me.
Would've been funnier if someone other ~~then~~ than John Rhys-Davies had been labeled as Gimli
“Stop the count!”
Why?
“Because I’m winning!”
Every time something bad happens when a white man is in charge I’m going to say it happened because the boat/company/whatever wasn’t woke enough.
I can understand only arresting 6 people, because I doubt very many people had their hands on the actual website. But the fact that hundreds of thousands of people actually interacted with the site is downright mind boggling.
“Give me the job and I’ll give you the plan”
This is a joke, right?