Deflated0ne

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The DUI hire strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yessum miss daisy. I be honkin'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Apparently mine is The Long Kiss Goodnight.

I love it. My family hates it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

If it was accurate the suited hand would be taking money out of the cup and sending a cop to arrest the homeless person. Then in the next panel the homeless person is convicted of some contrived bullshit and forced into a slave labor camp ran by the suited man who stole his money and locked him up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To make people who can't parry complain about parrying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

Because nothing matters. Never gonna retire. Never gonna own a home. Couldnt afford kids even if i wanted them. Why worry about "being productive" into my fuckin 80s?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (17 children)

He's gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

We're the axis of evil dude. Our Clown Prince is reviving the Star Wars Program. Which means China will join in and show us how its done. Again. Like they did with trains and literally all other infrastructure. Electronics. Nuclear Power. Etc.

But hey. If the US is ready to lose another war. Who's gonna tell em no?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Smuggling is what? 3rd or 4th oldest profession?

I have backup plans to become a smuggler. A backup career if you will. I'll smuggle flash drives full of porn, plan-b, and dildos into Texas.

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