Daqu

Icebergs can't melt steel ships.

All my buttons were mixed up an the text was right aligned.

Turns out the language was arabic after the update - but everything in the app was still english.

1984 had the two captains and Sting.. That's hard to beat.

Hi dialogues are so cringey. He thought very hard to make everyone say the coolest thing possible.

I had fun once. It was awful.

That's hot. Me so horny.

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

I should send my kids to work on a remote location, so that they can watch a VHS after a 14 hour shift? Sounds reasonable.

You know it's a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

Electronic signatures exist. You can legally sign pdf. But it costs money.

I was hungry once and ordered a lot of stuff from one place at lieferando. I was really looking forward to it and was in a good mood, so I pre tipped through their app. They cancelled my order but kept the tip.

Never again.

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