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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Something wrong with them huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm mildly perturbed at best, where's our headline.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I'd say good times but it's so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Perhaps the borg are savagely 'plugging' things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Don't knock it until you've tried it friend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Just sail the high seas. If you've bought it already then jesus won't be mad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you don't but many people want a romantic and sexual relationship. There are many things that we don't need to survive but make our lives vastly more enjoyable. I've had long term relationships and times where I've been single and while I enjoy my own company and the freedom being single I do miss the closeness of a romantic relationship. Friendships are great but it's not the same.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The cake is a lie etc

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That and varicose veins.

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