CalamityEmu

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My evil plan (ttrpg.network)
 

All these people make references to pop stuff with their characters, exasperating their DM. Not good enough. My plan is to make the DM accidentally make a pop culture reference.

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Awww so scary (ttrpg.network)
 
I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Diabolical. I'm thrilled by the idea of it happening to someone else.

And now I'm looking for players in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49'er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

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I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack (ttrpg.network)
 

For those wondering, we didn't die mostly due to a well-placed Disintegrate. My "stick an immovable rod in its innards" was disappointingly low damage.

For those wondering otherwise, our best plan involved turning it into a regular worm, using an immovable rod with a hole drilled through the length of the staff, clicking the rod, then dispelling polymorph.

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Fix This (ttrpg.network)
 
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Low-effort illustration of scene from this week (ttrpg.network)
 

To my credit, the reason I was hiding was to find out if some guys we'd joined while traveling were sus.

They were sus. Which we found out when they ambushed us at night.

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Shamelessly stolen because I love it (ttrpg.network)
 
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Grump or Gremlin. Always (ttrpg.network)
 

I'm trying to branch out but somehow I always end up on the same two branches.

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His Invisible Servant is named Simmons and recently took up art. (ttrpg.network)
 
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"I fail my con save." "You take poison damage." "No I don't." (ttrpg.network)
 

Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.

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This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull. (ttrpg.network)
 
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Flex Seal (ttrpg.network)
 

The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."

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I rolled a one on stealth, that's a total of... 26. (ttrpg.network)
 
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