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I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

I'll keep you company, I laughed

Fucken can't wait to hear it tell me how it's gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I'm shit at video games.

I've paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think.. Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It's been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

I'm so confused. As a northerner from England with an IQ equal to the ply of toilet paper I use, does every object in French have a feminine or masculine alignment? Or is this some kind of joke privvy to those who don't have a concerning interest in sheep?

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

Yes - to the extent I no longer have Sunday roast dinner. Every time I'd just crave a cheeky smoke after a big ol satisfying meal. It's been several years and I know I'd end up coughing up a lung and it'd taste like shit but that fleeting thought doesn't care about that.. It's just the enshrined idea of a 'nice' smoke after a roast.

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

I enjoyed that tbh. It's not often I find myself intrigued enough to watch a lengthy video, I think it's the sprinkle of funny shit.

That's 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven't you

A-fucken-hoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ May the seas bless your sails today.