overview for AyuTsukasa

A 67 year old lady at my job keeps calling the binder we share a tablet and every time she asks for it, I'm like, "what tablet?". Yesterday I told her it's a binder and she said it was called a tablet before my time. But all my grandparents are around the same age and they all call them binders. Was it a regional thing maybe? We're in the US by the way.

Am I allergic to my dog, and if so, what solutions do I have? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Yeah, see a doctor. There might be medicine to mitigate the symptoms.

Horse-flippers? Have any horses from history, ever been fitted with horseshoes that improve their ability to swim? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So I read it and thought oh I read that wrong what the hell is a horse-flipper how would you do that?

Then I read the rest of the question and was like oh wow I was right the first time but also still wrong because I thought they meant the verb instead of the noun.

Ice cream sandwich has some funny ad reads in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

For me it's calebcity

Wonder why.... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (14 children)

Yupp

Hey, this isn't working

Yeah, we know it sucks

We should change it

Oh, absolutely not! that's crazy talk!

disappointed in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The ultimate disappointment 😢

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 either cry or turn into a magical animal girl, it's a 50/50 shot.

Metamorphosis is the Mew Mew transformation word.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Metamorphosis!

a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where the heck is half-elf being used as a slur? This is the first I've heard of it.

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Why does filing separate disqualify you from the earned income credit? (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

13 comments fedilink

I can't think of what fraud it prevents.

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How to deal with annoying co-worker (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

5 comments fedilink

So this dude is basically a 46 year old man child and I don't wanna armchair diagnose people, but he's probably on the spectrum.

He'll say a pun or a "funny" phrase, stare at you till you acknowledge it, then when you do, he'll just keep saying it over and over. Even if you don't acknowledge it he'll say it a bunch then switch to a new one.

He's obsessed with making fart noises then pretending it's someone else he'll even do it while we're eating lunch. I've tried the politely asking him to stop he just says "oh you know I'm just joking" then when I tell him its genuinely annoying he goes full kicked puppy and acts super sad for a few hours and gets all woe is me saying stuff like "oh well I guess everyone hates me I'll just shut up forever". Sometimes he even goes full non verbal and literally just tries to communicate by pointing and or writing notes.

It's not like he's an asshole he a genuinely good guy he's good at his job and he's got your back when you need it.

I guess I just have a hard time finding the balance between not being an ass to a guy with zero social skills and losing my sanity because he can't be quiet for 5 minutes.