Asswaterpirate

Just do it in alphabetical order. (R)ed, (W)hite, (Y)ellow. If it doesn't work, do it reverse because it's upside down. Two tries max.

If they excessively quote the original letter in their reply, it's not real. Nobody puts this amount of effort into a rejection when they are obviously being mocked by the sender. They would send a generic "not what we're looking for" rejection letter at most.

I wish people would stop using the Crowder meme template.