AnonWyo

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"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Turducken would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Cobain's, too.

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