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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Checks out. He was McGruff the Crime Dog, not McGruff the Police Detective in a Trenchcoat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

What you need is a criminal spokesperson.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Just wanted to grow some plants and be ready for war with the DEA. Still sounds like an okay dude to me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Two points:

First, the guns were only illegal because of the marijuana; no pot, the gun crime there.

Second, grenade launchers are legal. Grenades are not. Or, more specifically, each one has to have a serial number, be transferable, requires a background check by the ATF, and requires a $200 tax stamp. I think that they're classified as "other destructive device".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

That dog was no snitch

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've been terrorizing coworkers with this for a couple of years now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The commercials burned the song into my brain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Crack and cocaine will also be burning your brain, making a mess of your mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think this was just a guy who wore the suit in Texas. Jack Keil was the voice we all remember, not John Morales.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Scruff, McGruff, Chicago Pen, Illinois. Six oh, six fiiiiive two.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Police must have taken offense to his motto.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I said take a bite out of crime not a drag out of crime Juan