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[–] [email protected] 203 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Defends her child rape you mean?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for calling it what it is. What is going on with those thirsty boomer humor commenters below?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I wouldn’t take it seriously, those commenters figured out they can troll hexbear and lemmyworld at the same time with one “joke”.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”

This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW7

Sorry if this bothered anyone

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm pretty sure that was their point.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Proof that no matter what you say on the Internet someone will try to argue with you even when you both agree

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they were quoting Brooklyn 99

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Technically she said his grades improved while she was his teacher. Though the headline implies she said his grades improved because of their sexual relations.

The media love to bend statements to get a reaction, and it's baited everyone here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Nah, the picture baited me. Lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wtf the media made the rapist look bad

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Media should portray what happened accurately.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I was gonna say, if she's arguing then she plead innocent but that statement would have been an incriminating admission, so...

EDIT: She did actually plead guilty in 2015, so still wtf

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The grades improved because she was flirting amd made the answer to every math problem 69.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like that she chose a sexy teacher porn star outfit for court.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah the goal of that is obviously to make the judge and jury think her rape victim was lucky instead of taken advantage of by a trusted adult with authority over him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

After ruminating on the amount of class time he had missed, the student in question was overheard stating to other classmates "but then my homework was never quite like this".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

guitar strum before smirking at the camera

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

tom/double bass drum beat intensifies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Guess who just appropriately turned 69 a few days ago?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Absolutely disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Oh! So if his grades approved, we can drop the case I guess. Bailiff: let her go free!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so you're telling me those hentais I fapped to...I mean heard about were real?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, everything but the tentacles part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't crush my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Isn't this like having the boss justify pressuring his secretary for sex by saying that she got a raise?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see how that might be motivating.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It wasn't molestation, it was an incentive program.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Wasn't this an SNL skit with Ronda Rousey?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Very compelling, now face the wall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure the reference date changes anything about the post, but I appreciate the context.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hi, is this tutor still available?

Edit: I guess the downvoters can't catch a joke. For context, I'm 41 years old, plenty old enough for tutoring lessons...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Would you be making jokes if a male teacher had raped a female student?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You know what the real joke here is? Not a damn thing in that screenshot says anything about the student being underage, for all I fucking know the student is a 30 year old college student.

Not like I even give a fuck anymore, I'm not stupid enough to check random short links from screenshots, especially in a shitposting community. Give me a fully qualified link or I'm just gonna treat it like the joke it might as well be.

If it's serious enough to get upset about, why no fully qualified link?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oof. Well thank you for the link and the context. I'm just not in any habit of checking short links or Googling such topics from a screenshot in a shitposting community.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I don't know how many times I fantasized about one of my teachers. I take offense to the idea that I would have been considered a "victim" if I had managed to achieve one of my dreams.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would've happened if his grades didn't improve?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

what a horrible website

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