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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

By the way, if you want to know whether or not this is canon? It's canon.

In 2266, Kevin Riley, under the influence of polywater intoxication, "ordered" a formal dance to be held in the bowling alley on the USS Enterprise. (TOS: "The Naked Time")

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bowling_alley

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of United Federation, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was bowling big in the 60s?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yep. They had bowling on TV back then!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They even had bowling on TV through the 90s, actually. I used to watch it religiously before I was a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I haven’t watched broadcast/cable tv in years. Is bowling no longer aired? I never paid attention to it so I assumed it was just always there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It wouldn't surprise me if it is still on but I don't watch TV anymore either. If my memory serves me correctly, I saw an 80s rerun on ESPN about 5 years ago, but for the life of me, I have no idea why I was watching ESPN to begin with. (Nostalgia, maybe?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

ESPN 8: The Ocho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, I didn't mean ESPN. Remember, back then there were three networks. Bowling was a huge deal to take up that time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They still have bowling on TV.

Are you guys trying to make me feel older than I really am?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you are young. Like under 40.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

whew I'm only 38. Still young.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, but in the 60's there were like 5 channels at any given time on big cities.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

NIxon had a bowling alley installed in the White House.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's the most critical part of the ship-Kirk uses it for ~~showing off~~ "diplomatic meetings"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint-

"Where's your bowling alley, boy?"

"We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-"

"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where's the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

With the size of the Enterprise-D I'm astonished someone didn't stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

*Source: computed by taking the number of "holodeck is trying to kill everybody" episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is the best way of doing math lol

But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sadly it's only the table flipping extremists.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet it didn't survive the refit. Actually, I suspect that's where the "Rec Deck" from TMP ended up, though I have no proof (were the post-refit blueprints ever published?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is there even a space for the "Rec Deck" to fit in a Constitution class? I don't think it would fit where the blueprints show the bowling alley because the "Rec Deck" is at least two decks tall. The Constitution class is surprisingly small; I was a TNG guy and the Galaxy class ships are comically gigantic.

Would be a question I would pose to a Youtuber by the name of We Travel By Night, who has tackled things like "The turbolift shafts on the exterior model don't change from movie to movie, but the turbolift doors gradually move apart as they update the set." or "the ship's neck is so narrow that there's no room for the turbolift and the engine plumbing to pass by each other, so how does that even work?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which Enterprise is this in?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Donnie tried to tell him but he told Donnie to shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Those Old Scientists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The best one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if this was like how swing dancing came back for a hot minute in the 90s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Everything came back for a hot minute in the 90's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If they threw the ball backwards, was it mandatory that everyone jump and spin around?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I used to have them on paper. I got them at a convention decades ago.