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It's the most critical part of the ship-Kirk uses it for ~~showing off~~ "diplomatic meetings"
I'm picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint-
"Where's your bowling alley, boy?"
"We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-"
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where's the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!"
With the size of the Enterprise-D I'm astonished someone didn't stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere
A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.
*Source: computed by taking the number of "holodeck is trying to kill everybody" episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.
That is the best way of doing math lol
But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?
Sadly it's only the table flipping extremists.