this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What a coincidence... America is smaller than Russia, China, Egypt and America combined.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

America is smaller than America and the Vatican combined

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Damn I never realized how small America is, mind fucking blown.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

America is smaller than America and an atom combined.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

You take that back!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard that your mother is smaller than Egypt!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your mom is so small, you can't even see her on a country map

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Classics

Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.

Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.

Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Ones I Made Up Right Now

Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.

Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.

Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.

Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo mama so short she had to raise herself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Your mom such a nice lady people say hi to her

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And I love it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Your mom is so small, she fits inside of a house no problem!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You could drive for 1000 hours across the United States, Russia and China combined and still be in the United States, Russia and China combined. The Egyptian mind cannot comprehend this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's just what Big Egypt wants you to think.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think Egypt is bigger if you include Alaska with it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On the other hand, Egypt is larger than their intersection. Now, solve for the size of Egypt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You couldn’t overlay it for us?

Terrible map indeed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Are we sure this isn't just a projection artifact?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is it still small if we include Africa in the group ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but is Egypt really over that way?