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Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.
Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.
Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.
Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.
Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.
Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
Yo mama so short she had to raise herself.
Your mom such a nice lady people say hi to her
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