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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

From my experience the only big changes I'd say I made overtime are:

  1. Font size bumped up

  2. Switched to neovim from visual studio, which took like a year to relearn my entire workflow (100% worth it though)

  3. Switched from multiscreen setup to one single big screen (largely due to #2 above no longer needing a second screen, tmux+harpoon+telescope+fzf goes brrrr)

  4. Switched to a standing desk with a treadmill, because I became able to afford a larger living space where I can fit such a setup.

If I were to do this meme though it'd mostly be #1, there just came a day when I had to pop open my settings and ++ the font size a couple times, that's how I knew I was getting old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You watch Primeagen?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Explain (4) a bit more. Do you type and walk?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I usually have it set to the slowest setting when typing.

I find I work much better and can think clearer while walking, as it keeps the blood flowing and makes me feel more awake and engaged.

If I have a tough problem I'm trying to work through I turn the speed up to a faster pace and sorta just work through it in my head while speed walking, often this helps a lot!

During meetings when I'm bored I also turn the speed up a bit.

I often get around 10k to 12k steps in a day now.

Note I don't stay on the treadmill all day long, I usually clock a good 4 hours on it though.

Then I take a break and chill on the couch with my work laptop, usually I leave my more "chill" tasks like writing my tests for this part, and throw on some Netflix while I churn all my tests out.

Highly recommend it, I've lost a good 15ish lbs now in the past year since I started doing it, and I just generally feel a lot better, less depressed, less anxious :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that's crazy! Great it's working for you

I completely understand walking to free up the mind but somehow that doesn't fit with working at all... Yeah, I can't reconcile it either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Often people are surprised that I can walk and type but honestly I haven't found it impacts my wpm at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yes! I noticed if it's faster than 2.5mph, I struggle to type.

Slow it's usually pretty low.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Switching to Neovim is on my to-do list. What do you recommend as a good way to get up to speed?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Try starting with LazyVim! It has a great selection of plugins pre-set, and it all works out of the box. It's a great way to get started, and then you can add/remove plugins later on. Also, it's keymap-shortcut page is great for the first week or so of learning the commands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I disagree with this recommendation, the maintainer closed a breaking issue (default syntax highlighting breaks on clean install) saying "workaround exists". That's a red flag ime.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Or kick start has been my fav. Uses lazyvim

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Senior dev and I like dark mode because I also like my retinas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Dark mode in the dark makes your pupils do funny things like constantly widening and narrowing. Dark mode with a backlight is the best. Any screen in the complete darkness is like self destruction to the eyes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't work in the dark. I work during the day, when my employment hours are. When it's dark I'm not working anymore.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lucky, privileged even

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is why I've stuck around the intermediate level for a long time. my eyes cant take the super dark or super bright.

Definitely just that reason and no others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your retinas will be perfectly fine, if you make sure the whole room is lit. Sunlight is significantly stronger than the backlight from a monitor.

Dark mode and a dimly lit room do make sense, if you're coding something in the evening and don't want to disrupt your circadian rhythm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine sure aren't with light mode, even in brightly lit office environment. Different people have different eyes, and needs. What may be an unnecessary gimmick for you may very well be vital to the next person's livelihood.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, I'm not trying to take dark mode away from anybody. I assumed, the person I replied to did not have specific health issues, because surely, they would have mentioned them.
Of course, there's people who genuinely cannot leave the house without sunglasses, because of migraines or an eye operation or loads of other reasons.

I was mainly trying to say that it's not damaging to retinas, if you've got otherwise healthy eyes. Or at least the chance of light from a monitor, which has much reduced spectrum and strength than sunlight, being damaging in ways that sunlight is not, is extremely low.

Of course, the advantage of light themes, i.e. better readability in bright rooms (and bright rooms are generally better for mental health, when used during the day, due to stronger activation of circadian rhythm), that's also ultimately just a matter of comfort.
If looking at a dark theme even just brings you immense joy, then go for it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Wait did you really take the retina thing literally ???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Senior dev here, and dark theme is the best, really, how could we used white as shit screens/IDE before is beyond me. Everything is dark theme here. Using dual 27" 4K (in Linux, using 120DPI for fonts), lot of spaces, readable, smooth fonts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I live in a mid rise apartment with big beautiful windows, and light mode is easier to read in a bright ass room. And I don’t need to deprive myself of sunlight be working in a pitch black basement office, I’m depressed enough as it is.

Just explaining my situation, in a mid-lit room I could go either way. Dark room -> dark mode

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how other devs tolerate IDEs in the first place. Is not (neo)vim and CLI sufficient?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I was using standard editor and cli for years, but for a couple of years now I'm using code in Linux and it's really good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You'll take my split keyboard and dark mode from my cold dead carpal tunnel hands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Senior developer gets blinded by the morning sun as they code.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Red sky in morning, developer's warning.
Red sky at night, go home and eat something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Senior what? Accountant?

On a serious note, maybe just let people work however they like to work? Dark theme everywhere has been such a blessing for me as it is way less straining on my eyes. (Almost everywhere, fuck you google calendar. Wish I didn’t have to use you at work.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It is interesting, I got a promotion pretty much exactly when I started using light modes (farewell DarkReader, my beloved).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying a junior dev doesn’t know how to work on more than one file at a time, and cannot get a development job during the day?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure it's more like

Junior dev: Got all the nice addons, RGB lighting, only uses dark theme, got all the stickers, works from either a café or moms basement.

VS Senior dev: Works on company standard issue hardware, barely customizes visuals (but got a script which makes a cup of coffee on the shared machine in exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds), works in shared office, has old rolling cabinet with unknown artifacts last touched 10+ years ago.

Obviously this is an overgeneralization and not a catch-all, you might even say that it's "programmer humor".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many years is a senior of that quality at this point?

I’ve been doing it 21 years and I use vscode, and have no cabinets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well there's your problem. You need to get a cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It does sound convenient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I do have that cabinet but I dared to open it 5 years ago. I hope I won't lose my senior title

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

..Too late- I mean, too early

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

VS Senior dev

I see that. Non-VS Senior devs be like: standard issue hardware?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My eyes hurt too much nowadays to tolerate only dark themes. There's a good balance in the middle and sometimes light is very good to relax the eyes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe you've been using themes with too much contrast ? I mean, I can't work on a light theme for any extended period of time, but most dark themes are too stark and eye searing for me, so that may be your case too?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another senior dev here, one of those weirdos who likes light mode. Sometimes. VS Code’s light mode is blinding to me, and I never use it. But Nova’s is beautiful and I prefer it. It depends how well the app renders fonts and colors. The oversaturated colors used in most apps are a big problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

VSCode has theme support; there are light themes, that are not so bright and dark themes that aren't that dark.

I prefer a very dark gray, a very good font (Iosevka, tuned to my needs) and an appropiate font size (because wearing glasses).

I hope, I never get this senior title. It is complete BS to me. And I am glad, that my junior status is gone for good and I have a job title that does not try to tell something about my expierience!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Junior dev:

Straight out of uni, know the latest developments while having also studied long established standards and specifications (like POSIX, LSB, SQL, etc), full of energy, and ready to speedrun burning out any %

Senior dev:

Hasn't learned anything substantial in decades, uses outdated specs because "who got the time for that, and legacy stuff works just as well anyway", copy pastes most of their work from stack overflow, is only still employed because of their inside information knowledge and the utter absence of documentation leading to a bus factor of one, and has perfected the art of gaming the system to the point of photoshopping a sloppy IDE screen over their WoW game whenever a picture of them "working" gets taken.

Yeah, checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Seeing that I'm a senior dev, take it any way you want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

who hurt you