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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

They forgot to take the LED lights off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You can't uncontrol it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

fuel tank cracks when the gun fires

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

An army of hive-mind cats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That's a downside - imagine an AI that can't draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Indiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

So when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

The weapon only kills Russians

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A rifle scope that can see through walls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It does this by 'inverting' what can be seen through.

It can't see through air.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It only works if it's pointed toward Chernobyl

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heh, also you don't "summon" it... it appears whenever you need it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

*whenever it thinks you need it.

Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can't find a knife.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It needs the power of the whole Sun

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The battery for the solar panels is so big, there's only space for a driver and one passenger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went "hmm that's weird"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Quantum Tunneling Neutron Cluster Railgun capable of assassinating a target from the opposite side of the earth at slightly less than the speed of light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Main problem is nobody made optics that can see to the opposite side of the planet. Personally, I think we should just take the direct route and fire it through the planet but the egghead sciency types keep complaining about "destabilizing the earths crust". Whatever that means.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Aliens already have that technology, and they're determined to prevent any other species from developing it. They zap your prototype and research facility from orbit.