Damnit.... now i remember something i miss from reddit. Srgrafo comics were always a delight.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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And for the meme crafters out there he has his own font (yucky r*ddit link)
If i am not mistaken he also had a lot of his memes stripped of text to make templates for others to use. All around cool dude, i just wish he'd finish making game artwork and start making more memes.
Doesn't he draw lolicon now?
Pretty much. He got contracted out to do artwork for a visual novel. Full of lolis dressed very highly suggestive clothes or lack there of.
The sad thing is you'd see that "Chloe practice" stuff get worse over time, but it'd hit the front page anyways.
You can still go on Reddit, you know.
Shut up with your dirty lies! Reddit is as dead as Digg.
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That's 'cos Australia is a US state wannabe whereas Canada can think for itself
Australia has to be careful because they have to play a game between the US and China
Now remember kids, Canada is responsible for half the Geneva convention. Do not trust Canada.
I think you're talking about the Geneva Checklist there bud.
Geneva Bucket List!
Canada is responsible for half the Geneva convention.
I know two things about Canadians. They're the nicest people I've ever met. Don't go to war against them.
Don't be our outlet for repressed violence.
It USED to be Britain, until they spit in our face by building a pair of diesel carriers, like cowards.
Weren't these subs supposed to be made for the French but we fucked them over and sent the bid to Australia? Still kinda bummed about that, especially if the French deploy in Ukraine. They're great allies.
A little mixed up, there. The French were meant to have the contract to build nuclear powered subs for Australia, but the UK fucked the French by taking the contract, with some US help.
The creation of the partnership spelled the end of a French–Australian submarine deal. On 17 September 2021, France recalled its ambassadors from Australia and the US; French foreign minister Jean-Yves Le Drian called the partnership a "stab in the back"[10] following Australia's cancellation of the deal worth €56 billion (A$90 billion) without notice,[11][12][13] ending recent efforts to develop a deeper strategic partnership between France and Australia.
AUKUS
Missed opportunity to use the acronym "AUS, U SUK"
they are after all britan, what do you expect
Who’s the one we like? Looks like they’ve got some kinda weird Alaska and Hawaii flag. Are they Hawaska? /s
We almost made it to 2%. Why is it so hard for the liberal government to tax the rich more to get there and properly support our soldiers and Ukraine.
I just spent two and a half weeks in Alberta and I don’t know how many times people just randomly brought up Canada wasting money in Ukraine, and when asked about it they had nothing to say past ‘we should spend money on people that need it!’.
Fuck I hate that province.
fuck I hate that province
Same....
-Sincerely An Albertan
I live in AB and the only person I've heard w/ that take was a Russian expat
It was a sentiment brought up randomly by about 5 of my younger brothers friends, who all grew up in the Sylvan Lake area.
Your younger brother has some dumb friends.
You should intervene and make sure he's not listening to Ben Shapiro.
I take it you’ve never been to rural Alberta?
#nukealbertatotheground /j
Because our country is like 3 monopolies in a trench coat..
To be fair, given what happens when Canadians get violent it's probably better for the rest of the world if we don't spend more on our military. They're dangerous enough already.
And I say this as someone who's married to one of them.
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How standardized is the accounting anyway? Does the US Army Corps of engineers count as military spending? Because in most countries that budget would be categorized as civil infrastructure work and not be affiliated with the military in any way.
From what I hear it sure as hell ain't spent on active duty dorms!
Canada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they're also Australia's parent, too which makes us siblings.
Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?
Are Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then?
And France is an aunt?
Nationalism's weird.
Russia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.
Best off the cuff metaphor ever
Nah, I see England/UK as our ex, and it was a messy breakup.
You dated your mom?
IDK if you could call it dating. I moved out of the house, but she followed me so I had to get a restraining order. She didn't like that, and it came to blows. We finalized things with a formal separation, but she kept getting involved in my business so I had to sue her, and then she seems to have finally gotten the message.
We're on good terms now though, but it took some time for the wounds to heal.