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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well AI might destroy mankind but at least we had this.

Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At first I read it as "Weird Al might destroy mankind" and was extraordinarily confused πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, if we're going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we'd all enjoy it πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And there would definitely be polka involved!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The accordion apocalypse!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If it goes that way I win a bet

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We did dare to be stupid.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

People can say that AI art isn't art, but this is an artistic masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

Godzilla with the taco bell power-up

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours now.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's time dilation. You were so profoundly affected that, even though I only put it up two hours ago, it became five hours through pure passion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thats a Parks and Rec quote.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We seem to be past the brain cancer stage of AI development and into the shitpost stage.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This shitpost age gonna be the Golden Age I dare to say.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

This is frame-able.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should I be flattered or should Microsoft's AI be flattered?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I'm impressed how well the neural network immitated the dithering, seeing as it almost certainly had all 256Β³ colours available

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Godzilla shooting fire from its cloaca, beautiful

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Channelling Blue Γ–yster Cult:

Go Go Godzilla!

After seeing this:

No No Godzilla!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Talk about a shitpost

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Godzilla ass destoroyah

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

go ahead and print this on some hoodies for sale please.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It exceeded every expectation. This is definitely gojira, it's a Mac 512k game, and he's giving a trademark radiation blast out his cloaca. What's not to like?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how the dinosaurs really went extinct.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I don't know... I tend to go with the Larson Theory of Dinosaur Extinction.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Lol the tiny dinos caught in His blast.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be destroying Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Can't be mexico coz it's not yellow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

AI is always exceeding expectations

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Not what I expect to see, but also not disappointed. 🀣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Those 8-bit burritos will get you every time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Godzilla, Taco Tuesday Ghost Pepper Edition

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's fucking glorious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I'm getting slight Mecha Godzilla vibes.

But that image is just fabulous. Even Godzilla seems a bit at a loss from the situation.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Just FYI, this is the part where you explain what the hell a 512k game is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Planet Godzilla:

Godzillas living a peaceful live

One Godzilla takes a major fart

Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket

Has escape-velocity

Flies through space for a long time

Saves up his farts

Homes in on earth

Lands like a moon lander

Earth: Major news breaks out.

What could it be that just destroyed LA.

It might be an alien spacecraft.

It doesn't look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.

It is godzilla.

Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?

It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it's arse. It's like, ... It's like, ... a Fart-Zilla

Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses.

Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don't become fart-zilla.

I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Tactical Godzilla dragon queefs.

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