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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Didn't they add the ability to hide the fact that you're playing those porn games a while back?

[–] [email protected] 103 points 7 months ago (1 children)

hides when he plays porn games

Still displays achievements from said porn games on profile

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is why your profile can be set to private.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But then who would know I 100% completed Kobold Kare?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Even from friends?? You’re telling me I could have continued playing fluffi fluffi pawnic even while my mom was gaming in the other room? So many missed orgasms.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

They added the ability to hide specific games owned/played recently. Before that the only way was private profile

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yes and works very well.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anon needs to figure out what an alt is

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ironic when they're posting on an anonymous platform

[–] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago

Just get a second account. They're free.

I have a second account for all of my filth, it's easy.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dude on my friends list leaves it completely public. Always know when he's crankin his hog

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right click on his name and click watch game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Yes but by default it gives a pop-up asking if you want to stream. In the options you can set it to no or always allow I think

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Pure confidence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Damn what a power move

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You chose the furry life, anon, it didn’t choose you. Drop the nukes and boldly show your friend the endless depths of your depravity.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They just added ways to make games private on your game, likely for this exact scenario

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Lol "Anon, I thought you liked video games but your account only has the The Sims with 6 hours played. And how did you get such a high level on your account with only that?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to share your library with your friends. You can keep all that shit to yourself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So it also doesn't show up at theirs with 'currently playing...'?

Honest question, never bothered to look into it, but always found it weird, that everyone in three friend list sees what I'm doing - although I get the incentive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes you can change steam to not show your current game in friend lists

Just shows you as online

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Embrace chaos. Keep everything public.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Give the relative your email address instead of the account. You'll still get the game that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are furry games on steam. No! No this is terrible. I can’t believe this. Where? Where exactly are the furry games so I can avoid them. Like where specifically?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, you're in a green text community, so I guess start with Furry Hitler

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I prefer sex with stalin

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have him buy the game from a (preferably legit) key reseller and send you the key.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My thoughts exactly. Asking to become Steam friends just for a one-off bday gift is a bit much.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Steam Gift Card…..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

That's what steamkeys are for. They are also more profitable for the creator!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Just say the game you want is for a console and can they please order a physical copy.

They're a relative so giving them your address isn't weird.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

"Said steam account is filled to the brim with furry shit"

Bruh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

i know it's not the point of the post, but people that use "which" incorrectly like this really grinds my gears

in which, to which, etc. it isn't that hard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can you elaborate on the issue to which you are referring?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ask for money instead and then buy it yourself.

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