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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just get pregnant every month and get an abortion. Of course, keep the fetuses for the fetus room

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I know that's a joke, but seriously, getting an abortion or having a miscarriage hurts like hell and isn't a good alternative.

Birth control can be a lot better, but most of what modern science can do is just trick the body into thinking it's pregnant when it's not with hormones or copper (which makes it toxic for sperm and eggs). So it's not going to fix everything and there are many possible side effects that can be quite frustrating to deal with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the other men that see this: The stabbing is the pain of cramps. Had to ask my wife on this, as I wasnt sure what was meant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you, the reference was not landing for me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It gets so much worse after that, though. I have no idea why people have children or some people are so incredibly stoked/obsessed with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if humanity weren't so obsessed with protecting these annoying crying pieces of shit, we'd be extinct.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I already do – The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is a thing. It boils down to:

May we live long and die out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“Just do it! Make your dreams come true!”

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Nah nah nah.

You can't argue others shouldn't live, but you should live the fullest before you die.