this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

Well I didn't need a candle test to tell me that

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a candle? I thought it was an alcoholic drink!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn't say "dumbass" after each time because I'm not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless... .... dammit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turn your screen brightness down

...dumbass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

(This one isn't getting NEARLY enough happy arrows so I am adding my own.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I've stared at the candle for so long that now I can see without my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm colourblind so that doesn't work on me HA WHOS THE DUMBASS NOW??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sweet I'm normal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Instructions unclear, put the candle on my forehead to concentrate on it and now I have 3rd-degree burns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I got mixed