this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What about some Klingon foreplay?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This IS sex!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Quark can tell you all about that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's some vanilla shit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm here to read, not to breed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He has an elegant confidence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting kink

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

8 Oo-mox from Moogie

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you can afford to wager strips. I play for bars.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy crap I read that in his voice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

RIP to your back.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's not even close!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  1. Hands down.

"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is quality content.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

7 All of the above

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What about licking the head spooooooon clean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I could always use a good massage.