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Camo Easter eggs that youโ€™ll NEVER find. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The lawnmower will find them, along with the half-dozen lost Nerf darts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

man fuck those things. I've never even seen someone shoot a nerf gun within a mile of my house and I still find rotten blue darts everywhere

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Ah, this brings me back to that very brief time when Nerf made digi-cam print dart.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is silly. Who would buy an empty bag?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Someone who needs to carry things. I think you could fit a fair few Easter eggs in there

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When these are found ten million years in the future by archeologists in a sedimentary layer what will they attribute them to?

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Religious rituals.

Not because they know anything about Easter. It's just that religious rituals seem to be the catch all bucket.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Dude. We know nothing about Eostre, and barely know the highlights of the retconned holiday around it.

If future archaeologists can figure anything out, I'll be convinced of their greater intellect.

Also, "religious whackadoos" is a good guess for why people do anything weird, these days (eg "Tennesseans vote to kill bills and laws that help them all" and similar weirdness), so I think that's a good initial strategy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't see anything but empty bags, what am I looking at?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, just some stupid ad with John Cena

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks like they even have some for Jeaster.

Sorry... Couldn't help myself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can you add beans to that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Ok, AI has valid uses, youโ€™ve convinced me!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

This is art ๐ŸคŒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The red liquid, dripping from the jeggs in the second picture, is nightmare fuel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

a true Easter treat

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Good, more plastic trash. That's what we need.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

What a great business idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That's an awesome idea. Especially if you have both younger and older kids looking

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yesss, we hid some of these this year with a cash prize for those that found them: https://a.co/d/ccqNPjU

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Tactical combat eggs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Three guesses what's inside

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's the Marines, we don't want to know what we left in there.