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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

No weapon forged can stop me

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the magic incantation :: BAKBLAST CLIIR ::

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought the incantation was, "Ha ha, fuck you and your dungeon."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

For a dungeon-sized mess, cleanup requires a 30,000-lb MOP

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Muggle Missile

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I attack the darkness.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He multiclassed into artificer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Summon bigger fish

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I cast Rod from God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay this guy is about to get some nasty recoil. He really needs to switch to a recoilless launcher.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It has +5 magic recoil avoidance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

One more thing

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

This is what happens if you cast Magic Missile in an anti-magic field

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Puny magic, that's what I call it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I cast a stone cast 99.7% by non-sinners, so I think my ods are good I make the first hit.