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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sigurd Atreides sounds cool enough but they went and jazzed it up.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Mericka is 1000% getting bullied in every single grade

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My sister named her baby “Ecks-Fourmerlee-Twittre”

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did r/tragedeigh make the jump yet? If not this would be a good first post

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What, there's a misspelling of Lae'zel but no Kerlack? Boo!

..or maybe someone suggested Karlach and she didn't include it because it's a list of BAD name suggestions 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

raddix.

Where my radix sort homies at?

leazel sounds like a pokemon ngl, it's kinda sick.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I refuse to beleive Madden Raige is real.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rage generated from playing Madden is certainly real

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My first name is pretty uncommon for girls, but I am the only guy I know bearing my first name. I get misgendered a lot that way. Nobody who reads it pronounces it correctly. Nobody who hears it spells it correctly. It's frustrating sometimes.

I am comfortable disclosing that my middle name is Michael. It narrows my identity down so very little because it was the most common English boys name every year from 1961 to 1998 and was a top 10 boys name every year from 1943 to 2004.

So common is it that the Japanese punk band Peelander-Z made a song in 2009 called "So Many Mike," poking fun at the phenomenon.

So to avoid confusion, I use my middle name when I'm out.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Coyote Bao is pretty badsss actually

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For a bounty hunter? Definitely. For shift supervisor at the run-down Walgreens on the shitty side of town in Des Moines next to a Matress Firm and the CBD shop? Less so.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. "SFWA, don't touch that". Once I heard a mom calling her little "Riddick", I couldn't control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was "Maxxx", yeah, with three "x". (Wasn't there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn't laugh so loud, our daughters second name is "Galadriel". But our names were so boring.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is Mötley's last name "Crüe"?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Leazel sounds like a fine name ngl, but others lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the lady from Baldur's Gate who looks like the Grinch

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah it sounds like a knock off Pokemon. Like something from palworld

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Didn't some celebrity just name their kid Raddix?

I just Googled it, it was Cameron Diaz.

When I hear Raddix, I think Raditz from DBZ.

Edit: Wait, Leviathan? Oh, so does this mean the name Behemoth is back on the table?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I once met a kid named Odin. Absolute banger of a name.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Dusti Rose sounds like a Sonic Prime character (Rusty Rose)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Half of these sound like Elden Ring boss names

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I hate that my comments often are about US culture but damn, almost none of them would be legal to give to your child here in Germany

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Parents with undiagnosed learning disorders will create children with learning disorders.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

These are all amazing FFXIV pc names but not real names

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Okay, but Raddix Zephyr and Leviathan are fucking cool names. Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides could be if you split it among like, two kids instead of one.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Look out for Madden Raige playing EA sports on Xbox Live in about 12 years

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I highly agree with how they do it in Iceland. There is a list of 3000 or so names that you can pick from, that's it.

Dumb people should not be allowed to pick names for human beings.

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