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[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago (5 children)

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... An entire season of the Master Chief without his armor, having lengthy conversations and getting emotional about things he can't control. But he gets to wear his armor for the last episode.

...Who's Cortana?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (5 children)

“If you don’t like the color red, you’re not a real fan of Blue” – Pablo Whatshisface, clown

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

wasn't his quote actually more like,

"if you don't like the color red appearing in Blue, you don't like our version of Blue"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

He's right, I don't like their version lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Master Cheeks does a lot of stuff that's against Master Chief's character, so it's more like "blue being painted red"

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I like those conversations about how Spartans came to be and all, but jesus even the ones that do have armor take of their helmet in the middle of battlefield, because dialogue coming up. Hollywood needs to get over it's childish need of showing actor's faces even when the plot doesn't demand it, if mandalorian can do it, so can you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dredd was awesome, and Karl Urban didn't show his face for a single frame.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

That was one issue I had with Dune (part 2 in particular) their faces should be mostly covered when out in the desert, but they just had to show their faces at all times. Still, it's a great movie but I don't get why that has to be done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I tried watching it as an alternative universe from Halo, but the way they plainly portrayed the fall of Reach was so dull and fast that I had to stop there.

It was just like whoops, Covenant came, we can't do anything other than a dozen soldiers fighting in the city. Another planet, let's move on 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I mean... there are much better halo fanfics

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I refuse to watch that show, I was planning on bing in it once it was done but as soon as I heard about the absolute disregard for the IP I stopped caring and every time I see it mentioned it somehow gets worse over there.

All they needed to do is space John Wick with just 20% more high level plot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I read some of the books back in the day, there is definitely room to do a space opera, war focused scifi show without twisting the halo universe away from the games..... I have zero interest in watching it though because halo 1-3 were one of my most beloved childhood franchises, I know they could have found writers and directors who love halo as much as I do and would have updated and fleshed it out in a way that felt true to the games. As it is, it just feels like the show's target audience is people who don't really have any connection to halo which seems like a pretty dumb idea.

I got star trek on paramount tho, so I don't need a shitty Halo tv series adaption.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Adaptations are usually cash grabs because Hollywood is allergic to taking any risk or making anything that isn’t middle of the road, bland, mass appeal bollocks

“Lets take this unique ip, remove the unique bits and just have it be the same as every other shite movie we make”

They only want the name value and a guaranteed audience, sick of it. Make something new FFS.

Maybe I’ll get shit for this, but I really hate the whole “remake a movie but make the character black” purely because it’s lazy and makes it so you’re giving a black character a white story.

Take some fucking risk and make original black characters that actually represent real people and their heritage, rather than just wanting to remake a movie but mark off the black character checkbox. It’s a disservice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I’ll get shit for this, but I really hate the whole “remake a movie but make the character black” purely because it’s lazy and makes it so you’re giving a black character a white story.

I'm white af so I tend not to comment on stuff like this but I agree. It always makes me think, like wouldn't it be more productive to make a new character?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No, because that's risky, and lazy race/gender swaps allow them to play the "It's not a bad product, you're just racist/sexist" to both gaslight consumers, as well as explain to investors why they keep having massive critical and/or financial flops.

"It's not our fault (Large Studio Remake of a classic IP) lost millions of dollars, we made a great movie! It's the consumer base being bigoted! Please keep giving us money."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I was thinking this. I don't think other cultures even want media where it's an existing story but the races are swapped. They want original stories that connect to who they are and their experiences.

One of the best recent examples I can think of is Everything Everywhere All At Once. That movie was steeped in Chinese culture, not just a story in new york in a bland city block apartment with Chinese faces.

And it worked. The Chinese heritage and how it evolved into the American-Chinese hybrid that many first-generation Chinese families in the US live through was a central theme of the movie. The movie would not have been the same without it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Isn't Marvel (or was it DC?) known for having it out for gingerheads? If character has ginger hair and white skin, there's mighty chance they'll switch to black actor in movie lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Speaking of gaslighting, anybody else really doubt the rotten tomato's audience score on "The Little Mermaid"? That shit is wack.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Hollywood: Let's make a movie based on a popular IP, so we can get some money from the folks who enjoy that popular IP.

Also Hollywood: Let's change popular IP to be like everything else we make.

Soon: J. J. Abrams presents: Battletech, starring Gal Godot as Greyson Carlyle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And writing a proper and engaging story is not needed because the white-to-black change covered with a thick layer of CGI is good enough to justify the existence of the movie. A two week rush job to knock out a script should do it

I don't go to the cinema much anymore.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know this is about video games but... When Netflix made Deathnote it's like they went out of their way to piss off the fans. Actively spitting on the source material.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I liked Ryuk, but that's about it. I guess he's just good in anything.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He was killer as the voice... But the fact that they made ryuk a straight up villain as opposed to the impartial observer that he always was was just another level of rage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mmm, good point, I'd actually forgotten about that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

mental block lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

League of Legends Arcane is pretty damn good though!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners gave me anxiety and made me ugly cry on multiple occasions

It was awesome

Edit: I still tear up whenever I hear the song "I Really Want To Stay At Your House"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't even like LoL, but Arcane is great.

Same with dota: dragon's blood

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Ya at this point, I'm too hurt. I dont acknowledge the existence of live adaptations until the reviews come out. Have seen Netflix One Piece and HBO TLOU. Still have not seen Netflix Bebop or the Avatar Netflix / shamalonanon movie.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is no movie in Ba Sing Sae

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's amazing how a huge fandom has so completely shut out a big entry.

...Hypothetically. Not that there is any movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'll be honest with you, the first episode of Netflix Bebop did actually feel like a Cowboy Bebop episode, I thought it was actually quite good. Then it... kinda went downhill, as I recall.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Netflix One Piece and HBO TLOU

Those were both great though?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I think that's what they're saying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yaya i watched those ones once people confirmed that they were good.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

pretty much all adaptations Netflix made themselves are like this, right?

most on the nose is the Witcher

foundation from apple was disgraceful to the source as well tho (exept the emperor, he rocks it)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yhea the witcher was a disaster even though they had a really good cast imo. There's basically only one company I "trust" to make a good adaptation and that's HBO.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I know Netflix adaptations are a meme at this point but they've been killing it lately. Just off the top of my head I can tell you Sandman, One Piece, The Last Airbender, Three Body Problem and Scott Pilgrim were all pretty respectful and well-made adaptations.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I thought the love triangle between Red, Purple, and Brown was a nice touch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I kind of hate that Intellectual Property is a term that anyone other than lawyers and executives uses. Same as content and content creator.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It's fallen into my lexicon as an convenient general term for something that spans multiple forms of media.

But I also agree that it feels a little gross to use. I'm blanking on an alternative at the moment... Franchise?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I have simply stopped acknowledging that there is any link between adaptations and their "source" materials. It has made things so much easier to enjoy. Netflix Cowboy Bebop has no connection to the original inside my head; they just happen to have the same name. Now, I can simply enjoy (or not) the adaptation for it's sake. It doesn't have to conform to whatever my preconceived notions are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Also one of the reasons I'm one of the 14 people that really like the 1984 Dune :)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Castlevania: Look how they butchered my boy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait I loved the animated Castlevania series 🥲

Was it not faithful to the source material?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Does anyone remember In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale?

I rented that one on the same day as Love Guru and couldn't finish either one.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

If it was good enough to stand alone then it wouldn’t need your favourite IP

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