This is actually such a cute little troll post. Cool that it made it into a newspaper.
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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...a newspaper that totally exists with only the first letter in its name capitalized, no bylines, heinous grammatical errors, and two-sentence leading articles which end without punctuation?
Could be like a school paper or somethin, but the shadow of the letters from the backside seems like its not just any old standard paper print. So at least someone tried to make it look real.
It’s from a newspaper article meme generator that’s been around since the late 2000s I believe. I used to use it myself. It lets you input your text, date, and title.
Seems legit.
A 2014 newspaper that seems to be printed on a low-res laser printer and designed in Word 2000
Clearly an unrepentant recidivist. Life in prison for him!
Keanu's source!
Keanu isn't immortal, he's a time traveler. George Carlin gave him a time machine.
Open your eyes, the world isn't even real. Once you realize that you can take whatever form you want.
Jokes on you. Our eyes aren’t real. Because mirrors aren’t real.
That's r/funny
So you're telling me that it works.
The man never learnt
Seems that immortality thing is working though. At least since the first time he was caught un 1866.
It's been a long time coming!
Finally !