Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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I've never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I'm fine with this. No one can say they weren't warned.
If people who fight in public could read, they'd be very upset
I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.
/J ofc
I fight them nearly every day 😭
Username checks out?
There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don't tell me the fuck what to do!
Oh, okay, sure.
Popeyes employee: 😊🤜
Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.
Wouldn't "Putting the Pop in Popeyes" make more sense and less hassle?
Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?
I'm gonna pop your eyes off
Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”
It's Popeyes, that was never in question.
At this price point he can hit
Make sure you order spinach
I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.