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[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: "dick" is the German word for "thick."

You may now resume your laughter.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heh... German dick is thick 😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

note to self: visit Germany soon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Yes indeed. Upon seeing this thread I thought I need to add the information you added, but going from dick to thick does absolutely not improve the situation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It includes some poultry parts ..... which means it may have dick and cock

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if it was spelled with an eth β€œΓ°β€ in old English and medieval German?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe. But in modern German, the 'th' sound makes a hard T, not a hard... Oh, nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What was German thinking??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Die Bart! Die!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Don't buy this. According to the label, only the minimum legal standards for animal welfare were observed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think some people may see that as a plus. Anything to own die GrΓΌnen..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Of course, they took their dicks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Not only that, but it’s more than 3 years past its expiry date

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, if you're concerned with their welfare you probably aren't buying their ground up corpses?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah because everything in the world is binary and there can't ever be nuance.

I'm reducing my meat intake, but I do still eat meat every now and then. When I do, I tend to consider the impact on animal welfare and the environment. Eating meat from an animal that has lived relatively free and happy life is a lot better to me than one that has been locked inside for most of it's life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's good that you mindfully reduce meat intake and at least think about it, and I'm not trying to force you to do anything, but the logic here doesn't follow. You could equally say "everything in this world has nuance and can never be binary (so this can't be binary)".

Do you know the idea of a kind slavemaster? Namely: if someone told me they only buy products of slavery if they're made by slaves with kind masters, I'd be a bit baffled and I'd say "but it's still slavery isn't it?" There's basically nothing worse you can do for something's welfare than having it destroyed, no? Barring edge cases where you're putting something out of its misery (definitely not the case when making animals into hamburgers).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Meat intake reduction is my main target as well as the meanings of the labels have not as big an impact one would hope for, but at least it's not a complete scam. I have to make sure I eat a balanced diet anyway because otherwise I get intestinal problems, so it's best for me to eat vegetarian or vegan more often.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nooo don't call me out on my virtue signaling!!11!! I loooove animals πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° I also pay for them to be gassed and stabbed in the neck. Yum πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the options are treating them shit before killing them or treating them better before killing, I think treating them better is still, well, better, even though the end result is that they're killed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the option of not killing them and just eat something else.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

No I didn't, I was specifically talking about between these two options to show how even here there's a difference between them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

ES WAR DEIN TEIL.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OH NEIN! DU HAST DEIN TEIL VERLOREN?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Was weiß ich

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sigh. Ramstein just doesn't hit the same after the scandal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

EXTRA MEATY OR JUST MEATY?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hard is best

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Damn gay liberals putting their dick in the German's meat to make them vote for statutory health insurance

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

400g extra dick, nicht schlecht.... nicht schlecht

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Is this still available?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the normal amounts of dick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You are too humble for this world

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

DIESE BULETTE IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Diese Bulette hat Haltungsform 1 und sollte nicht verkauft werden.