Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's a first person shooter.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What could you possibly call it? EVE Online?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

My ribs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Only runs on Macs

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The Adam paradox.*

* This paradox only applies to believers in Christianity, Islam and Judaism.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like spare ribs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The Church of Spare Ribs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

First blood!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I’m guessing that it runs God mode in default?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Speed run record: 100% kill ratio, any time period.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Shoot up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"NIFTY‽"