It was 2 minutes early to provide a pacemaker check for older citizens.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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When the IRS released Covid relief checks, Trump forced them to put his name on the checks:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/coming-to-your-1200-relief-check-donald-j-trumps-name/2020/04/14/071016c2-7e82-11ea-8013-1b6da0e4a2b7_story.html
Biden isn't that vain. Trump totally is.
Paywall. Most important part:
In unprecedented move, Treasury orders Trump’s name printed on stimulus checks Lisa Rein
The Treasury Department has ordered President Trump’s name printed on stimulus checks the Internal Revenue Service is rushing to send to tens of millions of Americans, a process that could slow their delivery by a few days, senior IRS officials said.
The unprecedented decision, finalized late Monday, means that when recipients open the $1,200 paper checks the IRS is scheduled to begin sending to 70 million Americans in coming days, “President Donald J. Trump” will appear on the left side of the payment.
If I was president, I'd make everyone write their tax due checks to me every April.
Why, back in my day we got this all the time under the Obama administration-- and we liked it! Whippersnappers these days, complainin 'bout touchy grandpa Joe looking hot af.
NOTE: I just realized certain other presidents would absolutely brag via emergency text if they could. Lol
I have a vague recollection of an FEMA alert being sent out while 45 was still president.
Some reddit communities thought 45 would use it like social media lol. Lots of great fake alerts. Good times.
good way to drum up some dagnabbin search queries for ole 45 eh..
Happy to serve my country 😩😤
respek papa joe 😝🍆💦
Respec randomizer activate:
Papa Joe is now an Australian kangaroo baking upside-down desserts
Leslie Knope jamming that subscribe button.