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[–] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Gordon doesn't seem to have a problem with the workers as long as they're doing their jobs. It's usually the managers he gets the most angry with.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the cooks, since they're the ones that make the food.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, he's rough with the cooks when they're not doing their shit

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d say he’s only rough on them if they don’t take food safety seriously or they don’t want to learn.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Yep. And honestly that's perfectly reasonable. People can die from food poisoning, being ignorant is not something to be proud of

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So the caption would need to be: "When you're on coke and H at your maximum wage chair sitting job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"And you forgot you invited them hoping that the ratings will make your restaurant famous and you'll become rich as fuck"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The majority ended up failing, so I heard

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are already on their death bed when Gordon comes in.

Restaurants fails all the time with competent people. Imagine a restaurant being run by a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not disputing that, just the claim that they get him in for attention and money

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Some might, but yeah as you said the success rate was pretty darn low. Even in the show when he visits back it's usually gone back to shit as soon as he leaves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Majority of restaurants fail, period

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At least in the US series there are basically zero success stories in 6 seasons of the show. Even the best ones end up out of business a few years later.

Running a restaurant is a paradox. It's sort of easy to get into because the turnover is so high, but even if you end up having success it's extremely hard to sustain that over decades.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Most of the time there are a half dozen people in the background actually just doing the work. Totally ignored by the camera crew.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you go to a restaurant and Ramsay is filming in there you're about to have a memorable meal.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Or maybe food poisoning, which I guess counts as memorable.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

That's why I said memorable and not good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'll order, but Imma wait to start eating, it'll depend on how much cussing I start hearing lmaoooo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shut it all down.. NOW!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I don't remember the last time I had food poisoning.

Checkmate atheists.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would ask if I'm getting royalties from this episode, and if the answer was no I would walk out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

100-com otherwise you're getting double exploited. That shit sucks. Although its sometimes fun to watch shitty small business tyrants get yelled at by a shitty large scale capitalist

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just ask him who would win a cook off. Him or some british bloke that made a video of him unboxing a Toyota Yaris.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Captain Slow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not even the first time James May won vs gordon. They both ate bull penis and Ramsey couldn't handle it lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

LMAO I did not know that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I know it's supposed to be his gimmick, but that asshole truly deserves to have his bell rung by someone in a kitchen staff somewhere for making that his gimmick.

Same for Bobby Flay who literally has a show where he'll go into some southern kitchen and tell some lady from a family generationally famous for chicken and waffles that he can make it better than her.

Sure it's staged, but even wanting to look like you're doing it in a non-overtly fictional, actor playing a part way makes you an asshole. Why do people appreciate assholes? I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's even funnier when you find out Ramsey doesn't act like that on his European based shows.

He only acts like that in America because Americans love ragebait

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The UK show isn't blasting energetic music into your ears while doing jumpcuts and powerzooms all the time.

It's so much more quiet. Ramsey seems like a really likeable dude here.

Really enjoyed binging all of those episodes, couldn't stand the US ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah the OG UK episodes are by far the best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn't find it anywhere else!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, as an American that checks out.

Our "society," for lack of a better word because we really don't qualify, is hot garbage.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? You don't enjoy our culture based on anger and fear?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I could handle anger and fear, it's the insatiable greed and cartoonishly blind worship of the greedy that makes me find this place intolerable and beyond hope. Our country literally celebrates inequality. We aren't a society, we're a handful of winners manipulating a couple hundred million losers into beating each other to death over scraps and false promises for further private profit.

Most of our hatred and fear flows out of the intentional division that having greed as our core cultural value stokes. Jealousy, schadenfreude, sociopathy, anymous, division, distrust, on and on. All in the name of people who already have embarrassing levels of wealth acquiring more. always more.

It's like watching someone who weighs 700 pounds scooter his 20th plate from a private buffet to his table, surrounded by malnourished onlookers who wish they were him and dream of being so morbidly obese that they too require a scooter to ambulate. It's disgusting on every side, it's painful to watch, it's absurd, and yet it's what is considered rational here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He's signed with Fox. It's very strange when I realized the scripting, narrating, and editing for his shows had the same hyperbolic comments that Trump does.

  • "Most extreme"
  • "Worst"
  • "Greatest challenge"
  • "First time in Hells Kitchen/Kitchen Nightmare/random show history"

I hate his American shows. I want to see the actual food, not the bullshit manufactured drama.

His American shows are all ego stroking. Lots of nonsequitor comments from contestants and guests on how incredible he is. How sexy (which is very awkward) he is. Omg I can't believe he's right here.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm some of those people deserved it and more, like Amy's Baking Company

And most of the time, it's directed to owners/head chefs and rarely the regular staff. Unless they were doing something seriously bad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Then a health inspector should cite them or shut them down.

Culturally, how is it healthy to have some rich, well known chef come in and scream at anyone about anything until they start crying to thunderous audience applause? Full frontal nudity should be considered less offensive.

Cruelty, yay? I'm glad we have rage monsters solving problems by screaming at people?

People buy the product by tuning in, but the product is the appearance of reveling in an asshole being an asshole to people who already have shit on their plate to deal with.

God, "reality" Tv revels in cruelty. Hey let's watch that show with the mentally ill guy who has a hoarding compulsion, and probably agreed to to make his private shame public out of economic desparation, to feel superior to someone!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Have you watched the show or just seen clips? He really doesn't go off on them that much. And when he does usually it's very deserved. Like he does not stand for deplorable conditions and mistreatment of staff. Like if he finds out an owner isn't taking good care of their staff he makes sure they know its not okay.

But genuinely 3/4ths of an episode is him trying to help them improve with genuine empathy and understanding. He comes in, points out whats wrong with some gusto for the clips and then is like "hey so what's going on? I'm sure you weren't always this disconnected from what's going on" and works with them to solve their issues which is usually more attitude and just like some guidance. Usually to they do a top to bottom cleaning and organizing of the restaurant for them.

Obviously you'll hear more about the very rare episodes where they have the most famous chef in the world giving them advice and they just won't hear it. Like people quote Amys Bakery because the owners flipped out at him pointing out raw pastries kept leaving the kitchen and then getting all shitty when he's like don't steal waiters tips.

It's like the newest episode is him helping a family business out where the brothers weren't even talking and the parents had to help instead of retire. He got the brothers to work together, remodeled the entire kitchen for them, held a make wish charity event at their grand opening on his dime, and did a bunch of training. It even had a 2 month check in where it was doing much better. But I'm sure you'll only see a tiktok clip from when he found a box of raw chicken that made the whole crew throw up and he's like "what the fuck?!" Which yeah, what the fuck? And this was a restaurant that had been health inspected recently. If anything it makes you loose faith in health inspectors. Idk wtf they are doing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I worked in a restaurant and someone called the health department on us. He stepped in the walk-in for about 2 minutes, looked at the make line, said "Nothing seems rotten to me" and left.

It stemmed from a lady claiming she got food poisoning from our food, but the timing was pretty fast, and half the ingredients were fully cooked upon delivery stuff anyway that just got heated up in the oven. So honestly, we figured she probably got it from something else and the inspector probably thought the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's not healthy, but there's nothing healthy about the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I maintain that Bobby Flay stole my cats name for his pet food brand.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

And then he's the only one that Gordon thinks did a good job

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago