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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Glad to see Shoenice is still around! Last time I saw him in anything he was living in his car and then I heard a rumor that he had died lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Same. It says on his Wikipedia he quit drinking in 2018. I'm surprised he quit but glad for him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought for sure he was dead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I checked his channel to make sure lol looks like his last post is from 2 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Daily reminder that shoenice is not a good person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gotta back up that claim my dude. Not everyone knows what everyone else has done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Threatening critics on his videos with violence + staging his alcohol chugging videos.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

His silence speaks volumes…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Having watched Everything Everywhere All at Once, I believe this unlocked some sort of other dimensional ability.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That movie was surprisingly awesome. I watched it on a whim and it instantly became one of my favorites. The closest movie I can compare it to is the original Matrix, including how much of a philosophical mind fuck it was that the sequels couldn't capture. And frankly, Everything Everywhere All at Once is the better movie between the two.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's an apt comparison, basically Matrix with martial arts, haha. They did real stunts iirc; the actress who plays Evelyn being an accomplished, albeit older and "retired", martial artist. She won an Oscar for it though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well I sure am glad I lived to see this day. Finally! I can cross off my bucket list, "see man eat spongebob stickers in alleyway." I can die in peace now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same. The last guy only ate 70. So close.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Phhhb, what a loser. Anyone who can't eat more than 70 spongebob stickers in an alleyway, will NEVER get ahead in this economy!

And anyone who DOES eat spongebob stickers likely won't be going to the head anytime soon after their butthole gets plugged up. But hey that's a sacrifice we should be willing to make to keep the spongebob products a-rollin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

He took too long for the world record

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Why the fuck is it a 9 minute video?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Okay hot shot, what don't you show us how quickly YOU can eat 87 SpongeBob stickers in an alley?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you expect him to swalloe it all under a sec or somethin ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

His mum does

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

If there were any cuts no one would ever believe you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I’d like to see you eat 9.66 (repeating, of course) SpongeBob stickers a minute for 9 minutes straight.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The vid has 167k views now, good for him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why tho ? Why do we anything i guess. Did i just answer my own question ? Yes . Again ? Yes . Ok how can i stop the fucking loop ? Just stop typing .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Nice and taught^ological^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Guiness World Records be like

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ehh, wake me when he eats a candle or drinks a quart of motor oil again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

This really is like one of the tamest, most hinged things Shoenice has done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago