this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna give the world a new STD. Use a rubber.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Mad Cock Disease.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ill pass on the disease, thanks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Double it and give it to the next person

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

E-Coli on the dick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

🤣🤣🤣... I laughed so hard, my wife thought I was having a seasure or something 🤣🤣🤣...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When your cuddling is it rude to fart on the big spoon?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually, it’s encouraged. Helps keep everyone warm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Beat your meat with your meat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Mom is making hamburgers tonight with her special seasoning

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Meat meet meat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The best Fleshlight is the Freshlight

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Great success

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Checking in to say thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Got to work it up first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

can you not