this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm more horrified at the lack of bed linen

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

"...That other one is bean dip"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Oh no, he has legs now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Listen to hotel California

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A house that's sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And house the addicts that consume them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think it’s full of users as well hence the trap part

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend's house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's missing box of tissues and a furniture made of box.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If you're still in college they generally don't care so long as your bed sheets are clean and you have more than one pillow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

been there, done that 😂😂