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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Glory to you, and your roast.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Glory to you and your mug

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Janeway panel looks like a still from one of those old "General Foods International Coffee" commercials from the '90s but if you were watching it on Rick and Morty's Inter-dimensional Cable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did you know, you're drinking decaffeinated raktajino crystals?

Janeway:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Janeway: don't make me De-Tuvix you.

Guy: I'm not a combined person.

Janeway: wanna test that theory?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is wrong. Janeway has caffeine for blood, she wouldn’t “react” to a decent cuppa.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are those Gowron eyes?! 👀

Can this be the new googly eye trend?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you trying to erase Odo?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Picard just looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror cut his skullet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Everyone else: Wired

Picard: Haunted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"This is so much stronger than tea"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They live and they drink their favorite beverage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Anyone have some gum?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh no, the disease, it's spreading

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I still loved the lower decks on the Klingon ship as one of my favorite moments. I would love to see an episode where Klingons meat a people out there that are friendly but totally out machoismo them to stupid levels. "You mean after you drink the drink that kills you if you drink it five times... you go free diving in volcanos... just for the pain?" processing "BACK TO KRONOS..." "BUT CAPTAIN THINK OF THE RIZZ!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Over-caffeinated Janeway isn't real, she can't hurt you.

Over-caffeinated Janeway:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Was the Voyager crew aware of raktajino, or did it get introduced to the DS9 people after they were in the d-quad?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My man Ben be looking just his normal self. ♡

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

High tolerance. Been on the stuff for years. Just don't cut him off or the withdrawals can be brutal. Hallucinations and all that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ugh even this gif of that episode fills me with emotion.

That’s the best Trek episode, Avery Brooks acted it out of the park, and the writing was brilliant!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Recipe: https://onthegas.org/coffee-tea/raktajino/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm now traumatized