this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a euphemism.

Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

That's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.